A Curated Collection
of Beloved Aphorisms from
Dandiananda, The Sage of the West.


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Thoughts on the collection by CvG are here.
Life is but a small part of Art.
~ DANDIANANDA
Sometimes the most open mind is firmly shut.
~ DANDIANANDA
Faith is but a nightlight for those afraid of the dark.
~ DANDIANANDA
There are no Mondays in the universe.
~ DANDIANANDA
You have to let go, to better hold on.
~ DANDIANANDA
There is nothing so loud as silence.
~ DANDIANANDA
Never let reality intrude upon your dreams.
~ DANDIANANDA
Life is Myth.
~ DANDIANANDA
The best advice is not to give advice.
~ DANDIANANDA
We are so much more, when we believe so much less.
~ DANDIANANDA
Why think outside the box, when there is no box?
~ DANDIANANDA
Never confuse accolade for accomplishment.
~ DANDIANANDA
Be as concerned with your death as you were with your birth.
~ DANDIANANDA
You can love and be loved by a dog, but you can only worship a cat.
~ DANDIANANDA
A leaf, falling to the ground, does not add to the weight of the world.
~ DANDIANANDA
We feel it, but no one has ever seen the wind.
~ DANDIANANDA
What does not serve us must be abandoned.
~ DANDIANANDA
All religions share the false belief that death is a state of being.
~ DANDIANANDA
Sorrow and happiness often share a bed.
~ DANDIANANDA
One can never have too much beauty.
~ DANDIANANDA
Art is not entertainment.
~ DANDIANANDA
Love before Death, and Art above all.
~ DANDIANANDA
The eating of animals is as reprehensible as it is indefensible.
~ DANDIANANDA
Life owes you nothing.
~ DANDIANANDA
Fate is simply what happens.
~ DANDIANANDA
The only thing we can read in the stars is our cosmic insignificance.
~ DANDIANANDA
To remember the essential you must forget the mundane.
~ DANDIANANDA
Come winter, Death gains a step on us all.
~ DANDIANANDA
At this moment, on a billion planets, revolving around a million distant suns, another sorry creature, invents another insignificant god.
~ DANDIANANDA
People are most jealous when you love yourself.
~ DANDIANANDA
To understand the rain you must get wet.
~ DANDIANANDA
Your possessions possess you.
~ DANDIANANDA
Love makes sweet fools of us all.
~ DANDIANANDA
Philosophy unlived is mere observation.
~ DANDIANANDA
Action, never prayer.
~ DANDIANANDA
Many are called but few are chosen.
~ DANDIANANDA
Most “free spirits” are chained to a desk.
~ DANDIANANDA
A million praying people can’t accomplish the work of a single doctor.
~ DANDIANANDA
Without limits on wealth you get limitless poverty.
~ DANDIANANDA
If you got out of bed this morning, you are an optimist.
~ DANDIANANDA
Prayer is a conversation between the delusional and the nonexistent.
~ DANDIANANDA
I love everything about opera except the singing.
~ DANDIANANDA
I am an Artist, a minor sort of god.
~ DANDIANANDA
Philanthropy is giving dry bread to those dying of thirst.
~ DANDIANANDA
Truth: the unwelcome stranger, the uninvited guest.
~ DANDIANANDA
Beauty kills, she takes no prisoners.
~ DANDIANANDA
Racism. Sexism. Speciesism. The only difference is the victim.
~ DANDIANANDA
Genius suffers no compromise.
~ DANDIANANDA
The words "religion" and "cult" are synonyms.
~ DANDIANANDA
Love is the subjugation of self.
~ DANDIANANDA
Somewhere, in a distant galaxy, a rogue asteroid begins a billion year journey towards Earth, bringing our unnoticed and meaningless annihilation.
~ DANDIANANDA
Wisdom is often a little late.
~ DANDIANANDA
Love is not friendship.
~ DANDIANANDA
Give everyone a chance, some a second, and none a third.
~ DANDIANANDA
True nobility needs no titles.
~ DANDIANANDA
Real sincerity requires the most consummate acting.
~ DANDIANANDA
People who don't hold a grudge keep it in their back pocket.
~ DANDIANANDA

Genius doesn't pay the rent.
~ DANDIANANDA
The voice of reason is quickly drowned out by the choir of idiots.
~ DANDIANANDA
You will learn more from the King's Fool than from the King.
~ DANDIANANDA
Nothing of real value is for sale.
~ DANDIANANDA
Art has its own truth.
~ DANDIANANDA
True love is fatal and reserved for poets.
~ DANDIANANDA
Finish things or they will finish you.
~ DANDIANANDA
There is nothing quite so pleasing as quoting oneself.
~ DANDIANANDA
The true Artist has an audience of one.
~ DANDIANANDA
Defund the rich.
~ DANDIANANDA
Artificial intelligence is fine, our problem is natural stupidity.
~ DANDIANANDA

Time is NOT money, that's why we have two different words.
~ DANDIANANDA
Why read between the lines when there's nothing written there?
~ DANDIANANDA
Evil, a form of disorder, never lasts.
~ DANDIANANDA
Bravery needs but an instant, cowardice lasts forever.
~ DANDIANANDA
Alcohol is a sad and pathetic religion.
~ DANDIANANDA
You arrive sooner when you have no destination.
~ DANDIANANDA
All our tears flow into the same ocean.
~ DANDIANANDA
Young men die for old men's politics.
~ DANDIANANDA
To best enjoy a party, come late and leave early.
~ DANDIANANDA
A tattoo on a beautiful woman is vandalism.
~ DANDIANANDA
Our smallest actions make or unmake us.
~ DANDIANANDA
When you fall, and you will certainly fall, get back on your horse.
~ DANDIANANDA
Truth simply exists, but lies must be created.
~ DANDIANANDA
The Artist’s primary relationship is with their art.
~ DANDIANANDA
The universe has a where, a when, a how, and a what...
but there is no why.
~ DANDIANANDA
To "change the world", you must change yourself.
~ DANDIANANDA
Go where no one can follow.
~ DANDIANANDA
Intelligence, natural or artificial, is rare.
~ DANDIANANDA
Advice is easily shared, but wisdom defies transmission.
~ DANDIANANDA
Add money and a cult become a religion.
~ DANDIANANDA
Love is the ultimate kink.
~ DANDIANANDA
Governance, not politics.
~ DANDIANANDA
The biggest lesson of history,
is that we don't learn lessons from history.
~ DANDIANANDA
As a wrong note disturbs the music,
a wrong thought disturbs the mind.
~ DANDIANANDA

Aphorisms at the voltage of a live wire.

The collection - monastic in its restraint - keeps the sayings unmediated, and the result is a voice that seems both distilled and deliberately unplaceable. The introductory legend calls this “a curated collection” and names the figure “Sage of the West,” which is as much mask as biography; the mystery is not a gap but a strategy, inviting us to read the corpus rather than the life.

The strongest axioms conduct austere, anti-therapeutic ethics. “Action, never prayer.” is the book’s flint, striking against passivity in a dozen domains. Its bracing cousin - about a million praying people and a single doctor - makes the point with surgical clarity. This is not theology-baiting for sport, but an insistence on agency: the world yields, and moves forward, by the pen sword.

Equally enigmatic is “Art is not entertainment.” The sentence appears plain until one feels its exclusions: it rejects consolation and treats attention as a moral resource. In that spirit, “The true Artist has an audience of one.” reads as the corollary, protecting the maker from the market and the metric. These are not workshop slogans; they are operating instructions for a vocation that prefers seriousness to spectacle.

Several aphorisms aim at metaphysical housekeeping—quick cuts that clear away counterfeit meanings. “There are no Mondays in the universe.” dismantles our bureaucratic despair with a cosmological shrug; the calendar is revealed as a provincial custom, not an ontology. Likewise, “The universe has a where, a when, a how, and a what… but there is no why.” refuses the comfort of teleology and leaves us with the sobering freedom of description without purpose. The wit is dry, but the philosophical intent is pure crystal.

Other lines reveal a countervailing tenderness that keeps the collection from hardening into harsh severity. “A leaf, falling to the ground, does not add to the weight of the world.” is a miniature of moral poise - lightness as a discipline, not denial. And if “Life is but a small part of Art.” sounds like manifesto, it also redeems the ordinary by subsuming it in a larger, patient attention: life becomes the medium in which form is learned and tested.

As for Dandiananda, the biographical silence feels intentional. On the site’s artist page we learn only that the aphorisms were “archived over many years” and presented for sharing; the persona persists as a house oracle, a signature that withholds a signer. In an era addicted to authorial overshare, this restraint is refreshing. It pressures us to engage with sentences, not celebrity, and to judge the thought by its tensile strength rather than by the persona of its maker.

If the collection has a fault, it is the occasional relish for absolutism; but even here the excess serves the purpose, like overexposure in a photograph that teaches you where the light is. Virtually all pages of “inspirational quotes” dissolve into syrup. This one resists. It prefers quarrel to comfort, and clarity to charm.

How else to end but with this bon mot from the collection?

"Art has its own truth."

— Chloé von Graffenried, Gstaad